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Old 06-02-2010, 08:28 AM  
ifish267
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Subject: Why is California broke?..




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>> Californian is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A
>> coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
>>
>> 1. Californian starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie
>> "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what
>> is natural.
>>
>> 2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and
>> spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 relocating it.
>>
>> 3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200
>> testing it for diseases.
>>
>> 4. Californian goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting
>> checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
>>
>> 5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife
>> services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of
>> dangerous animals.
>>
>> 6. California spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a
>> "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
>>
>> 7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to
>> better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
>>
>> 8. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against
>> the state.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Arizonan is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote
>> jumps out and attacks dog.
>>
>> 1. Arizonan shoots coyote and keeps jogging.
>>
>>
>> Arizonan has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
>>
>> Buzzards eat dead coyote.
>>
>> Any wonder why California is broke????
>>
>> Have a Nice Day.





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