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Old 08-07-2006, 12:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
smitty
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Default The Perfect Husband

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the

hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello".

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes".

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful

leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "A coat for only $1,000? Sure...go ahead if you

like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and

saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for $90,000 I want it with all the

options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I

wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking

$950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of

$900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can

go the extra 50 thousand if you really want to."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are

staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone

belongs to?"
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