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Old 07-16-2003, 03:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How to Deal with Negative people

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this the next time someone attempts to make your life miserable...

A New York woman was at her hairdresser's on Park Avenue getting her hair styled prior to a trip to Rome with her boyfriend. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded, "Rome"? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline." Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's left bank called Teste..."

"Don't go any further! . I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is horrible and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel -- it was great! They'd just finished a! $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really...What'd he say?"

"He said, Oh my God... Where'd you get that lousy hairdo?"

I love Pope jokes
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Very good , I know a nun joke , hope you havent heard it. Three nuns pass away and go to the gates of heaven. St. Peter says ,"Before you enter you must answer one question correctly". He asks the first nun "Who is the son of God" She says "Easy , Jesus" the gates open and in she goes. He asks the second nun,"Who was the builder of the ark" she says "Noah" the gates open in she goes. He asks the third " What was the first thing Eve said to Adam".......she ponders for a few minutes , then says "Sheesh , thats a hard one" the gates open and in she goes.

P.s. I hope no one was offended , my Pastor laughed.
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