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Old 09-28-2005, 06:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Free Sex with Fill Up!!!!!!

A gas station in Lickskillet, Kentucky was trying to increase its sales,
so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."

Soon a local hillbilly pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for
his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he
guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The hillbilly then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were
close.The number was 7.

Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same hillbilly, along with his buddy, Ernie, pulled in
for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The hillbilly guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it
was 4. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the hillbilly said to his buddy, "I think
that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."

Ernie replied, "No it ain't, Elroy. It ain't rigged----- my wife won twice last week!"
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Good one JD!
Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the bait.
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