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Old 01-15-2010, 10:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old age has advantages:



Wally's Wedding Night

At 78 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.


Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.


After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.


Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 78 year old groom, ready for action.


They unite as one.


All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.


After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.


Again he is ready for more 'action.'


Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.


When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.


She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it...... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'


And, once again they enjoy each other.


But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'


Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says, 'You mean I was here already?'



The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages.



I understand, you may not be that old.. Myself I was 45, married for the 1st time to a 25yr old with a knockout face/figure. In our 5yr marriage, we had several similar moments, certainly not about intimacy after all.. "The older the goat, the stiffer the horn" wink. But about many other things, preferrence in loud music, couldn't relate certain things, silly disagreements etc. etc.

You may have had many.. Don't be embarrased, Just for laughs..Think about it, go ahead be a sport, to date, tell us ONE of your best Senior Moments..
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........................... You mean I've read another one of your posts?????..............................
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I would by I can't remember one...
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WHAT?
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How about reaching in the dark for the petroleum jelly and put on bengay? Damb uncomfortable and the wife was just a little mad,later.
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I wondered what that smell was....
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