[Ed]

A Hollander's View of our 2008 Election

"We in Holland cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold
an election in the US.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, campaigning against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here? "

 

[Nikster]

We must somehow have the same networking group in-passing on e-mail funnies. From some that belong to a Bass club in Arlighton Heights (?) I also got this one today

 

[Big Basser]

Hey that's tru!! LOL
It's funny how these things get around so fast. It makes you wonder just how powerful the internet is? Ya think someone could use it to the peoples real advantage and force the gas companies to stop hurting the public and level out their HUGE profits? I haven't heard any politician's solution to that problem!

 

[Ed]

I got it a couple days ago and it was from someone who doesn't fish but yeah, you wonder how these things travel so fast.
Then they come around a second, third,...

 

[Craig S.]

if people from Poland are called poles how come
people from Holland aren't called holes

 

[Big Basser]

The same reason a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

 

[Craig S.]

Touche missure pussycat

 

[Tubes77]

AND... Why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways???

and the other great mystery...
Why do women wear a pair of panties, but just one bra? 8