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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a *******?

2375 Views 17 Replies 15 Participants Last post by  Crazy Joe Devola
Ok, this isn't to debate...
It is not a statement on being Democrat or Republican!!!!!!!! (or *******)
I just thought it was funny as I read it especially the last part.

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a *******?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

#You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


Answer :

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message
does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.



*******'s Answer:

Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
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I like that one right there now :)2 :lol:
R E D N E C K 8:)
Conservative Republican! :-D

It only takes one shot, save the rest, they cost money! :)2
Republican ;)
A nice headshot :-D

Real red........I reloaded and emptied again, then picked up his Quran and threw it in a toilet after wiping my arse with it! :eek:
Lets be Politically Correct.

We are in Illinois.

So I called the police and waited for them to serve and protect as I am not allowed to carry a weapon and defend myself or the constitution in this state. The ARRIVE AFTER 20 MINUTES and asses the threat and follow training, call in a special unit to handle the tactical issue and then the parmaedics come and clean up the bodies, then the ACLU attorney takes the gunman into protective custody and a godless liberal protest group shows up for his religious freedom to kill Americans because we invaded Iraq.

Now somewhere else it would go like this.

In WA or FL or ID or MT, well then I would be a good citizen and being well trained and legally enabled in the use of a firearm and legally obligated by the constitution to protect my fellow citizen or family from a foreign invader intent on an act of war (Militia) and my pursuit of Life and liberty.........
I would dispatch the fiend with extreme prejudice and sprinkle pig blood on him to insure many virgins in paradise did not get raped either.

In Oklahoma, Chuck Norris would have saw him coming and roundhouse kicked him into the lap of Allah saving all the ammo for hunting wild boar.

******* it is........
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Charlie Daniels says "What this world needs is a few more ********".
I agee an I are one.
Hmm...I would have just ran him over with my lawnmower on the way to the liquor store...I wonder what that makes me?
This is too funny! :lol: :lol: :lol:

******* all the way!
Bill P said:
Charlie Daniels says "What this world needs is a few more ********".
I agee an I are one.
I must be *******. I got about half way through the story and thought "why doesn't the stupid mofo just shoot him already??"

I like the Chuck Norris solution most.
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