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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has
missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the
mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up telephone and makes a call. Half an
hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A
mature and distinguished man with grey hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the
of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the
living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them:

'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal
family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all
costs and provide for your daughter for the res t of
her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a
Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of
factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000
each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
him ....

"You a gonna try again."
 
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