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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again.....

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4' stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you, then we made love all night long.'

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn' say a word. We made love all night.'

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super stilettos and mask over my eyes.
My husband came in from work, grabbed the TV controller and a beer, and said, 'Hey Batman, what's for dinner ?'
 

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Along those same lines

Three female roomates were discussing their dates from the evening before. The first woman showed her friends a dozen roses and said "Thats the sign of a great evening." The second roomate says "Oh thats nothing." she goes to the refrigerator and brings out last nights leftovers."My date took me out for lobster and filet, thats the sign of a great evening." The third woman says I've got you both beat. She proceeds to take off her panties, throw them at the wall, and they stick. "Now thats the sign of a great evening!"
 
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