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Rick was in trouble -- He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him, 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD
The next morning, Rick got up early and left for work.
Then his wife woke up. She looked out the window and sure enough there was a
gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
Confused and curious, she put on her robe and ran out to the drive way and
brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new....Bathroom scale
Rick has been missing since Friday.
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