Two elderly ladies loved to play softball. Ruth became critically ill and knew she didn't have long to live. The healthy woman Carol consoled her at the final hour. Carol told Ruth "When you get to heaven find out if they play softball there, and if possible let me know. Well a week later Carol got a message from Ruth. She told Carol she had good news and bad news. What is the good news Ruth. Ruth told her that they do play softball in heaven. Oh that sounds good. What is the bad news? Ruth told Carol your are suppose to pitch Tuesday.