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> > > A man was on the water for his weekly fishing
> > trip.
> > >
> > > He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the first
> > cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he
> > had just caught his first ever walleye over 11
> > pounds when his cell phone rang.
> > >
> > > It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had
> > just been in a terrible accident and was in critical
> > condition and in the ICU.
> > >
> > > The man told the doctor to inform his wife where
> > he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
> > As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
> > shaping up to be his best day ever on the wate r.
> > >
> > > He decided to get in a couple of more casts before
> > heading to the hospital He ended up fishing the rest
> > of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer
> > like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds.
> > He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
> > >
> > >
> > > Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw
> > the doctor in the corridor and asked about his
> > wife's condition.
> > >
> > > The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went
> > ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you! I
> > hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out
> > for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the
> > pond your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's
> > just as well you went ahead and finished because it
> > will be more than likely the last fishi ng trip you
> > ever take!'
> > >
> > > 'For the rest of her life she will require 'round
> > the clock care. And you'll be her care giver
> > forever!'
> > >
> > > The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and
> > sobbed.
> > >
> > > The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just
> > Messin' with ya. She's dead.
> > > What'd you catch?'
 
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