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How to use your rebate...

As you may have heard under the current Administration each & every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala.
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to
buy prostitutes and booze, since those are apparently the only businesses still in the US.
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FishinMatt said:
Naw Nikster, I go to Mexico for my whores and booze. Much cheaper.
Those two staples of life are even cheaper in South America. ;)
Not that I would know...
 

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don't forget your condoms when you go "south"...
i also believe we get most of our gas/oil from Canada
 

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It looks like the Governor of New York was taking your advise. Too bad the moron set it up and traveled across state lines and made it a federal rap.
 
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